I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

Girls grew up believing that one day a strong man would come and save them from the harsh world. I believe there are men who perfectly fit the description. How about men? Shouldn't women save men or at least make them happy? If your answer is yes, dr...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

This lady right here has been deprived of some sensual and passionate touches for quite some time now. And my desires are getting out of hand so I just hope that I will be able to find here a bloke who can attend to each and every one of my desires.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.