My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

I just got out of a ten-year relationship and what I can say is that when the love is gone, you can't do anything about it. I admit that I fell out of love and I got tired of being committed to only one lad. Now that I'm already single, I just want t...

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.

For me, a real gentleman is someone who will make sure to make her lady cum first before nutting in her. I am looking for a lad like that. Nothing can make me happier than having a gentleman who knows how to give her woman the pleasure she deserves.