The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

I have a kink for lads who have long necks and a prominent Adam's apple. It makes me ache to leave marks and kiss them all over in that particular area. Hearing them moan against my ear while they pull me closer is a divine experience.

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

I'm not here for friendship or a serious relationship. All I want to get from this is a once in a lifetime experience that will shake my dull and boring world. I am looking for a man who can make me do things I never once thought that I'll do. I am i...