A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.

I have a lot of things and secrets that I can share with anyone who is interested in getting to know me better. For example, strange desires and special preferences. Let me tell you a little secret. I have this bag of desires that is filled with a se...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.