I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

I am taking this as the last chance to find a gent to spend the remainder of my life with. Nothing serious, I'm not looking to get married anymore-- that dream went out the window years ago. Just casual fun and maybe share intimate thoughts.

Love is like the stairs. It has so many levels. You have to go through so many steps before you learn what real love is. While love is as sweet as honey, I wouldn't dare tread on it. All I'm after is unforgettable sex.

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.