There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.

Spotting a man in uniform, even if it's just pretending, makes me randy on another level. Maybe all gals have had the wet dreams of making a dignified gent to fall onto his knees. Or maybe that's just me.

What differs me from younger ladies is the experience I've accumulated from getting off at weekends. With the number of years shagging under my belt, I'm the glorious partner you'll only have once in your lifetime.

I am a painter which is why I adore nature and find inspiration in all the things around me. I go on walks not just for my knees and fresh air, but also to watch people. Sitting down and seeing how people interact. Maybe finding dishy lads who seem t...

I'm content with how my life turns out. I live alone, so I can do anything I want. I can walk around naked. I can watch the telly all day. And I can have sex all night. No one would meddle in my affairs, and that's so cool.