Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My friend is a roof top bar. I spend my nights drinking and flirting with men, who are my best friends. They offer me the best knackers and their long hard penis. And I can't help but smile with the amazing experience I receive from good-looking blok...

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

Simple but interesting. That is the best way to describe me. I am simple enough for anyone to understand and interesting enough to make sure that you stay no matter what the circumstances are. Do you think you’re ready for someone like me?

The best way for you to get into my pants is by telling me what kind of anal experience you are willing to let me experience. I want to be with a guy who will not hesitate to voice out his inner desires. Feel free to inform me how you plan to destroy...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?