I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I love to cook. I can make the most delicious full course meal for my man. Of course, I will be the dessert. I will make your stomach full and your balls empty. I don't know if there is anything better than that.

Hearing leather make contact with skin is music to my ears. It doesn't matter if the I get spanked or the other way around, I love to give as much as I can take. Being rough in the bedroom makes me feel 20 years younger!

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

It's been years since I tried to pull a bloke, I'm quite rusty and I apologize for that. But I want to find a gent who'd love to show how desirable I still am and I'll show them pleasure like no other.