I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...