Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

I'm not a pedo, so I don't like someone who's too young for me. Instead, what I want is someone who is around my age group. In that way, we'll understand each other better especially when it comes to the dos and don'ts under the sheets.

With my lioness look, you'll surely enjoy my company. I have no inhibitions or whatsoever. I am just me - a woman who's not shy when someone makes her heart beat. I laugh heartily and I look at a man I like with love.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

If I could choose a celebrity who I can fuck with, I would choose Zayn Malik. He is super hot and he has a wonderful voice that will make any girl's panties fall to the floor. I also love his beard and I bet that his beard will be quite ticklish to m...