Grooming is an utmost priority. Making sure that the downstairs area is presentable and always look appetizing enough to devour. I also prefer blokes who shave, if not trim it a bit, nothing to tickle my nose when I give them a good blowjob.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

Hiking, kayaking, and swimming are some of the activities I love to do during long holidays. I'm adventurous and being one causes me to dream of one day getting off with a nice lad either on the beach or on the mountains.

Chatting with me can surely make your life better. I am not just stating some empty promises. It has been tested and proven that having a talk with me increases happiness and generates positivity. Engaging in a conversation with me will also make you...