In my opinion, the most difficult place to shag would be in a museum. I've been going to them for years and often wonder how quiet you'd have to be to not be heard when getting fucked. I'm a bit old, so I don't really care much about being loud thoug...

My only addiction in life is buying things for myself. I hate to admit it, but I am a total addict when it comes to shopping. It doesn't matter if it's online shopping or in the mall. I will buy things to my heart's content. If you can handle my seem...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

I'm not interested to have a shag with a nice bloke or with the most handsome one. I have vibrators and many other sex toys to keep me happy all the time. What I fancy is a nice chat where we can both laugh and share even the dirtiest secret we have.

I'm intrigued by mysterious men. They seem to be a puzzle that needs to be solved. I thrive in analyzing things, and to tame an enigmatic man is similar to receiving a trophy or winning a special award.