My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

Easygoing and not always finding things to worry about is the type of gentlemen I seek. Even in bed, I love having lazy sex in the morning or waking up to their head between my thighs as they eat me out as their breakfast.

It has been a long while since I've been with a man. I think I may have already forgotten what it's like. I need someone who can help me remember. Let us have a quick chat to hasten the recovery of my memory and feelings. Once I gather my skills agai...

Reading smutty fanfiction during my downtime is my only source of satisfaction nowadays, aside from doing my academic responsibilities. I am still hopeful that the right bloke would come around and let me experience what I read during the night.

Everyone has their own calling. We were born in this world for a reason. You know what's mine, luv? It's to give you the pleasure you've been yearning to experience - whether that's a blowjob or a nice ride on a glorious night... xoxo

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?