A beautiful life is not when I have a posh car, a palace, nor an uncountable pounds. Life becomes amazing when there are unlimited and incredible sex every day of the year. Life is awesome when there are millions of men wanting to have me.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am a voluptuous lass who number one happiness is to be taken to Michelin-star restaurants. Yes, I enjoy nice and expensive meals. I have been spoiled by the men in my life, that’s why. And because of that, I expect gents who are interested in me ...

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

If you are trying to search for someone who has excellent tongue skills, I guess today is your lucky day 'coz I'm already here! I do know how to use my tongue in the best way possible so your satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed. Is anyone intereste...