Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

I'm one call away even if it's inconvenient for me, so I'm looking for a man who'll do the same for me. I appreciate someone who's there when the shelf is too high for me to reach or when I'm trapped under a bookcase.

Let’s be honest. I’m not here because I want to fall in love with someone and be in a relationship with him. The only reason why I’m here is because I’ve been feeling really lonely lately. And it would be nice if I stumble into a bloke who ca...

Men who were lucky to jackhammer me compliment my legs. They say it's the first thing that caught their attention. My legs are soft and supple and men enjoy kissing it like they are the most precious thing those men have.

Powerful and Randy: These are only the two things that I need from a man. You don't need to show me your financial assets if you don't want me to be turned off. I'd like you to be rich in hot cream not pounds nor dollars.

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.