I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

May not look like it, but I still have a lot of bite left in me. I thrive in taking charge of someone else's pleasure, telling them what to do and when they're allowed to cum. Hearing them whine, moan, and groan leaves a delicious taste in my mouth.

I may have outstanding accomplishments, but I don't have high expectations. I'm a down-to-earth lady who's happy talking with anybody. Whatever and whoever you are, you should know that I'm not condescending.

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...