I'm not so romantic which surprises a lot of blokes. I don't want to get attached or to let men feel that they're special in my heart. I'm playful, and it would be annoying to be with someone who'll get angry when I flirt with other men.

I'm not a fragile glass you need to handle with care. Hit me. Fuck me with your four fingers. Tie me. Throw me. Treat me as a tart. Suck me all you want. I'll moan for you. I'll squirt for you. I won't fake anything.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

When I was a young lass, I never understood why older women preferred to hookup with lads half their age. Now that I'm at such age, I get it. Wanting a bloke that would not doze off after they finish is essential. I've never felt this horny and depri...

My guilty pleasure is binge watching The Great British Bake-Off, it's my pick-me-up after a rather tiring day. I don't even notice the time passing by, I just keep my eyes glued on the screen. I would like to bake myself but I'm only interested in cr...