If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.

Sunbathing, though a rarity, is an activity I enjoy to do when I get the chance to. I make sure that I tan evenly so I always do it starkers. I don't really care much for my neighbours seeing me, I'm living my best life as much as I still can!

"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."

It has been an exciting and challenging roller coaster ride for me ever since I started chatting with random men online. Some men are decent and great while others tend to be nothing but total assholes. So tell me, which kind of man are you?

I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.

I can tell you about my triumphs and my troubles, but I guess that's not a fun way to communicate. Tell me something interesting about yourself, and we can start from there. It doesn't have to be funny; it just have to be your real experience or the ...