Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Sweet. Sexy. Dirty. Those three words are the ones I'd use to describe myself. Yes, I am sweet especially to a lad who's also sweet to me. If you haven't noticed it yet, I am also sexy and the curves on my body are proof of that. And lastly, I am a d...

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

Admitting when I'm wrong is never going to be an issue. I'd rather talk things out calmly and learn from my mistakes rather than be stubborn or prideful. I expect the same courtesy from the blokes I'm with. And maybe after reaching an agreement, I wo...

I don't have a cinderella story. I didn't grow up surrounded with a wicked step mother and step sisters. I had a fine childhood, and I'll always cherish those great memories. Nothing can replace them. Right now, I'm adding new memories as an adult. L...