Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

All I can think about is sex. Even when I am sleeping, I dream about sex. My libido is always through the roof! I have this tingle in my fanny that can only be satisfied by a good dangly bits. I am looking for someone who can help me satisfy this itc...

Getting off is my cup of tea. I can imagine doing it every day of my life. It's just fantastic. So I'm looking for a fine lad who'll make me bloody chuffed once in a while. But to clear things up, I'm not ready to get hitched. I just want to have a m...

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

Hopping from one bar to another is my favorite thing to do during my days off from work. There is nothing better than getting wasted on Friday and Saturday nights. I don’t drink because I want to relax. I drink because I want to get hammered. If I ...

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.